I saw Oscar on the tredmill today

The ONLY Fashion Week invite that matters

“too pretty to be on a game-show”

I SCREAMED!!!

DREAMS COME TRUE!!

If JWowW is “the new punk”, then Heidi is “the new metal”? … (but seriously, she’s like, REALLY pretty now)

DONE!!

Wait. I KNOW him!! I saw him at Avatar in 3D I think!

Then he took a nap while she planned her excape

He’s obviously trying to introduce anal to her

SupoCupo mascots! … Still in progress… All these fumes are making me REALLY SICK

And I HATE “progress”

“in progress”

My barber shop IS my “home away from home”!!

“From The Desk Of Jason K.”